Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2016 1:56:59 GMT
Hi. I'm Josh. I'm almost 25. It is very cold in Wisconsin. I've been roleplaying for, like, 13 years, although the last five have either been table top, Mass Effect, or in a bedroom setting. As in, I roleplay a sleepy man, and my pillow plays my also sleepy but snuggly and down-filled girlfriend.
More accurately, I'd greet you with, like, "Whaddup, dog?" or "How you livin', gurl?" even if you are a male. I am "quirky" and "eccentric' which is probably why my dating life is in tatters. Oh boo knock off the self-deprecation, why don't I? I'm actually more or less just a huge dork and a dweeb but in, not, uh, like, you know, not a mean sense, just, like...WOW I am a dork. I have a T2 T-800 mean robot hiding above my desk in between my two Bachelor Degrees (Communication emphasis Electronic Media, and a self-created Film Studies major which is basically just a specific English degree). I very much love film as an art form, but I'm a very busy man so I miss so so so so many and it hurts.
Shoulda went for acting, since I won an acting award my first senior year, something of which the ENTIRE DRAMA DEPARTMENT can't say they did. I outacted the actors, man. That's sweet, right?
My cat is named Carol and she's old and my roommates say she's fat but I think she's healthy and she purrs when you even look at her and she's great. Longest relationship I've ever had. If you wanna see her, ask, and when I'm not stealing from my company by writing this in my office, I'll def pull out the photo roll.
I write "professionally," although it's my first year in the wild, so it's nothing too major. Nor is it creative, which I am definitely worse at than writing, like, research papers or personal thought essays. I write about movies at CutPrintFilm like, once every month or two--pro bono, by the way. Here's my favorite piece on a Patton Oswalt film (fav comedian) and how sports operates in the same capacity as religion, and I interpret the film as such. My reviews are bad, you could skip those. Otherwise, I will be published in a Wisconsin-wide magazine come Q2 2017, and I write comedy descriptions and articles for THE local entertainment 'zine, Isthmus.
I also write jokes...arguably. Here's a newer one:
Seriously that's what I do in my free time wowiezowie. You can find some of my stand-up on YouTube if you look hard enough
jk here it is i haven't performed in almost a year watch and find out why (psst i've lost 30 lbs and cut off that horrible depression beard since then just in case you wanna take me out for red wine glazed salad at an Italian restaurant sometime).
Idk is this boring talking about myself is strange because I haven't had internet friends for years, basically since the demise of MSN chat and the fact that I became more social at the tail end of high school thanks to Nerf guns, pink gorilla suits, and copious amounts of illicit substances, like Bagel Bites. I'm not weird, am I?
More accurately, I'd greet you with, like, "Whaddup, dog?" or "How you livin', gurl?" even if you are a male. I am "quirky" and "eccentric' which is probably why my dating life is in tatters. Oh boo knock off the self-deprecation, why don't I? I'm actually more or less just a huge dork and a dweeb but in, not, uh, like, you know, not a mean sense, just, like...WOW I am a dork. I have a T2 T-800 mean robot hiding above my desk in between my two Bachelor Degrees (Communication emphasis Electronic Media, and a self-created Film Studies major which is basically just a specific English degree). I very much love film as an art form, but I'm a very busy man so I miss so so so so many and it hurts.
Shoulda went for acting, since I won an acting award my first senior year, something of which the ENTIRE DRAMA DEPARTMENT can't say they did. I outacted the actors, man. That's sweet, right?
My cat is named Carol and she's old and my roommates say she's fat but I think she's healthy and she purrs when you even look at her and she's great. Longest relationship I've ever had. If you wanna see her, ask, and when I'm not stealing from my company by writing this in my office, I'll def pull out the photo roll.
I write "professionally," although it's my first year in the wild, so it's nothing too major. Nor is it creative, which I am definitely worse at than writing, like, research papers or personal thought essays. I write about movies at CutPrintFilm like, once every month or two--pro bono, by the way. Here's my favorite piece on a Patton Oswalt film (fav comedian) and how sports operates in the same capacity as religion, and I interpret the film as such. My reviews are bad, you could skip those. Otherwise, I will be published in a Wisconsin-wide magazine come Q2 2017, and I write comedy descriptions and articles for THE local entertainment 'zine, Isthmus.
I also write jokes...arguably. Here's a newer one:
Do you know any boy band fans, but aren't too sure what to get them for this upcoming holiday season?
Get 'em a compass!
Why a compass?
They only ever point in...One Direction.
Seriously that's what I do in my free time wowiezowie. You can find some of my stand-up on YouTube if you look hard enough
jk here it is i haven't performed in almost a year watch and find out why (psst i've lost 30 lbs and cut off that horrible depression beard since then just in case you wanna take me out for red wine glazed salad at an Italian restaurant sometime).
Idk is this boring talking about myself is strange because I haven't had internet friends for years, basically since the demise of MSN chat and the fact that I became more social at the tail end of high school thanks to Nerf guns, pink gorilla suits, and copious amounts of illicit substances, like Bagel Bites. I'm not weird, am I?
